Clean corporate stand-up comedian Shaun Eli

It’s my job to make you forget how much you hate your job!sm

Stand-up comedian Shaun Eli has rightfully been called one of America’s smartest comics.

Whether it’s a story about dining with a vegetarian or successfully fighting a parking ticket, master storyteller Shaun Eli proves that there’s hilarity in the ordinary if you approach life with a comedic warp. Job interviews? Serving on a NYC criminal jury? How about the Ten Commandments?

For just about anything he’s experienced Shaun has a hilarious story at the ready.

Your iPhone does not impress me


Perhaps my second-dirtiest joke

Sometimes the biggest laughs are
when you talk about somewhere else

Putting a stupid decision to good use

At a charity fund-raising show

(improvising when something goes wrong
gets me applause 20 sec. into the show)

Dating a Doctor


Invest in your happiness. Come to a comedy show!sm


Additional comedy videos

Letterman-style News Quiz

Shaun Eli: Wall Street Correspondent

Real Estate Rules for Living


Clean comedian Shaun Eli performs worldwide- call or email to ask about hiring him for your corporate function, industry conference, charity event, private party, community group, service organization…


logo board: a collage of various venues where Shaun has performed, and publications that have written about him



 I’m frequently asked how I got started in stand-up comedy.
Why does a man do anything? It was because of a woman.
I was on a date and I guess I was entertaining because she asked why I wasn’t a comedian. I said I had friends who were actors- and that while I like writing comedy I didn’t think I was made to be a performer.
She told me she’d just taken a stand-up comedy class and recommended I do the same.
I did. Six years later I left my day job. And here I am.
Come see me; I’m sure you’ll agree I made the right decision.


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