Hiring a clean stand-up comedian like Shaun Eli or even exactly Shaun Eli for your corporate or charity comedy event in Boston or elsewhere in Massachusetts


About me

Shaun Eli on stage at South Africa's Cape Town Comedy Club
International headlining comedian Shaun Eli on stage at Cape Town Comedy Club in South Africa

Okay, first of all I don’t live in Boston. That’s just the title of this page. I live in the New York area but I work all over the world. And I like Boston! I’ve headlined comedy shows on five continents. Yeah, including this one. People may say that New York is the greatest city in the world but Boston’s a great town. It’s young and vibrant and almost has Harvard and M.I.T. You’ve got good ice cream and other great food. And I think I have to say upfront that I’m not a Yankees fan, nor the Knicks nor the Rangers, not even those Jersey teams that have New York in their name because we’re too polite to sue. Or maybe we think so little of them that it’s not worth the bother.

The only way I relate sports to stand-up comedy is that if a local team is in the finals it cuts down on comedy show attendance. Oh, also once I did a show for a Jewish organization and at the end they had me help auction off some of the stuff from their silent auction that hadn’t sold. I told them they absolutely had to buy a signed football helmet or a signed hockey stick because otherwise they were perpetuating a negative stereotype about Jews and sports. I think I sold the helmet for a decent amount but the hockey stick didn’t sell for that much. Still did better than if I hadn’t done anything at all. And I barely know anything about hockey.

Oh, I should mention another great thing about your city- The Head of the Charles! I was a competitive rower for fourteen years (University of Pennsylvania and then the New York Athletic Club) so I appreciate a good regatta. I also liked the Head of the Schuylkill, but not the Head of the Connecticut. We called that one The Head of the Mud, because for some reason it always rained the day before and we ended up filthy.


My stand-up comedy

I don’t have any jokes about Boston or baked beans or cream pie or even fancy colleges that I didn’t go to. That’s not to say I won’t think of one next week but basically my comedy is clean and rarely offends anyone. And that’s hard to do because it seems like most of the time someone’s offended it’s the subject of a joke, and not what it’s making fun of, that annoys them. You could do a joke about someone driving a Mustang and someone will be upset because a mustang is a horse and it was horrible of Ford to name their car that. What does that have to do with the joke? Yeah, sometimes people are that nutty. But not you, not the people of Boston. It’s that other place with the nutty people. The sensitive horse people.

Most of my comedy’s about me or my family or things that have happened to me or things that I’ve done. If you’ve wronged me maybe you’re going to get bashed because you deserve it. Yeah, I’m talking about you, Google, and my former employer, and that parking ticket I didn’t deserve. There were no parking meters in front of the mayor’s house, and he had a driveway and a police driver. I had mom and dad’s old VW.

If you want to see what I’m like on stage watch my stand-up comedy videos.


Booking me, because that’s kind of the point of all these words and stuff

Email Shaun (at) Brain Champagne dot com, or call or text me at (914) it’s-funny (914) 487-3866. I’m sure you’ve already figured that out but my web person said I have to make my phone number a clickable link, so put your phone in your pocket so you can pocket-dial me. That’s why I took all the clickable phone links off my website years ago, because every month when I sent out my monthly comedy email I would get a half-dozen pocket dials. Which astonishes me because I lock my phone before I put it away so that doesn’t happen. I don’t know why that isn’t a common thing, especially since your face can unlock your phone.

Yes, I know you have questions. I have questions too- call or text or email and I’ll answer your questions. I’ll tell you stuff you probably hadn’t thought about. I’ll have questions for you too. Because a lot of things that might make sense actually don’t. I’m sure it’s that way in your business too- things that people think they know, they’re wrong about. So I will say things like push all the tables toward the stage, don’t have them all spread out. It might seem roomier that way but we want the audience as close together as possible. And that I won’t work with a mic stuck to a lectern. No comedian wants that. That’s just a couple of simple things to make the show better.

If you want me to sell sports equipment just know that I’m probably better with football helmets than with hockey sticks, but really I’m no good with either of them. I will make your guests laugh a ton and I’m happy to take questions after a show. Sometimes that’s the most fun for me because I get to show off being spontaneously funny or tell stories that are fun and funny but not quite right for a stand-up set. And sometimes I come up with a new joke talking to the audience.

So what I’m saying is, it’s not all about me. Sometimes it’s about us. So call or email or text and let’s get started.