Clean stand-up comedian Shaun Eli is a great addition to your corporate or industry event, awards dinner or charity fundraiser. Shaun has been a professional comedian for more than 20 years and has 30 years of professional comedy-writing experience. Hire him for your theatre, corporate event, country club comedy night, charity fundraising event, alumni get-together or your private party. Watch his funny videos here.
Here are five short comedy video clips from shows in theatres and one from a show in a house of worship. Below them is a longer humorous story from a theatre show, and some other funny videos that aren’t standup comedy.
We’ve improved the iPhone
Making the iPhone Jewish
Nine laughs in only 78 seconds.
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I like the iphone, the iphone's a great phone.
But it's not Jewish enough. (laughter)
So, working with a team of Israeli scientists, we invented a Jewish phone.
The J phone. (laughter)
And the J phone has some properties that they don't have in the iPhone.
The J phone will call your mother every single day... (big laughter)
Whether you want to or not. (laughter)
In order to unlock the J phone...
You have to answer a question...
from the Medical College Admissions Test. (big laughter)
No fingerprints, facial recognition, no.
You have to answer a question.
And the J phone...
doesn't have Siri.
It's got Shlomo. (longer laughter)
Shlomo answers every single question...
With... You’re all gonna say 'with a question.' No, I'm more advanced than that. (laughter)
Shlomo answers every single question with...
Get married, then we'll talk. (laughter)
And if your battery's about to die...
You just run the Chanukah app...
And you get eight more days of power. (laughter)
Putting a stupid Supreme Court decision to good use
Putting a stupid Supreme Court decision to good use
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You may remember that the Supreme Court decided recently that corporations are legally the same as people. You remember that? So on the drive here, I threw two stock certificates into the passenger seat... drove here in the carpool lane. (sustained laughter)
She did tell me one thing I didn't know, though.
She said it's unethical, it's against the rules, for doctors to date their patients.
Which I think is a damn fine rule for a pediatrician. (laughter)
Also an excellent rule for a veterinarian. (laughter)
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Headlined shows on six continents (so far- if you can book me for Antarctica, please do!)
Writes jokes and consults on humor for corporations and other organizations
Shaun Eli during a photo shoot for The New York Times
The Ivy League of Comedy Videocast
Video podcast: Weekly during much of the pandemic Shaun interviewed/chatted with a comedian or two or others from the comedy industry.
