Reader's Digest called stand-up comedian Shaun Eli
one of America's smartest comics. Jay Leno called
Shaun's writing the type of smart comedy he likes
to include in his television monologue.
Corporate Stand-up Comedian Shaun Eli is the founder, host
& producer of Ivy Stand-up and creator of the new hilarious &
somewhat educational Business School... in About an Hour.
"I never complain. I hired someone to do my complaining for me.
But he's not very good at it." 
Click here to hear Shaun challenge Rush Limbaugh on the Joey Reynolds Radio Show
"Simon & Schuster is publishing a condensed version of the Bible. Now when you're finished committing adultery in your hotel room you can relax and read the Six Commandments."
"It's not true that the wealthy lack com passion. Just yesterday I received a solicitation from an organization called 'Rich People with Very Expensive Cars Against Drunk Driving.'"
"Scientists are saying that the surface of the earth has been getting brighter but they're not sure why. I can tell you one thing-- it's not the people."
Click for more jokes Shaun Eli has written for late-night TV
Reader's Digest called stand-up comedian Shaun Eli
one of America's smartest comics. Jay Leno called
Shaun's writing the type of smart comedy he likes
to include in his television monologue.
Corporate Stand-up Comedian Shaun Eli is the founder, host
& producer of Ivy Stand-up and creator of the new hilarious &
somewhat educational Business School... in About an Hour.
"I never complain. I hired someone to do my complaining for me.
But he's not very good at it."
Click here to hear Shaun challenge Rush Limbaugh on the Joey Reynolds Radio Show
"Simon & Schuster is publishing a condensed version of the Bible. Now when you're finished committing adultery in your hotel room you can relax and read the Six Commandments."
"It's not true that the wealthy lack com passion. Just yesterday I received a solicitation from an organization called 'Rich People with Very Expensive Cars Against Drunk Driving.'"
"Scientists are saying that the surface of the earth has been getting brighter but they're not sure why. I can tell you one thing-- it's not the people."
Click for more jokes Shaun Eli has written for late-night TV
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