Clean Stand-up Comedy from comedian Shaun Eli, Host & Executive Director of  Ivy Stand-up  and
creator of the hilarious and somewhat educational "Business School... in About an Hour."

"You're wonderful!  Bless you for coming!  This is the first time in three
months I’ve seen my wife smile."
- husband of a cancer patient after a show at Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center
 
"Even our fittest divers were laughing so hard they could barely catch
their breath." - Dr. Soliman Shenouda,  President,  The Scuba Sports Club
 
"We're always thrilled to have Shaun Eli host our Comedy Fights Cancer
shows-- he's warm, hilarious and great with the patients and their families.
His professionalism and brilliance always shine."
- Abby Russell,  Founder,  Comedy Fights Cancer
 
"You were the most talked-about part of our group's trip to NYC- everyone
had such a wonderfully hilarious evening... I would recommend you to any
group seeking entertainment."
-Jiyul Kim,  Colonel, U.S. Army,  Director of Asian Studies, U.S. Army War College


     "I never complain.  I hired someone to do my 
    complaining for me.  But he's not very good at it."

    Click here to hear Shaun challenge Rush Limbaugh on the Joey Reynolds Radio Show.                   CLICK HERE for information on corporate shows. 


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"Simon & Schuster is publishing a condensed version of the Bible. Now when you're finished committing adultery in your hotel room you can relax and read the Six Commandments."
"It's not true that the wealthy lack compassion. Just yesterday I received a solicitation from an organization called 'Rich People with Very Expensive Cars Against Drunk Driving.'"
"Scientists are saying that the surface of the earth has been getting brighter but they're not sure why. I can tell you one thing-- it's not the people."          Bookmark and Share 
             Click for more jokes Shaun Eli has written for late-night TV

         

          <-------- To Read Shaun Eli's children's short story click there                      
     "Seinfeld" fans:  click here for Shaun's unseen episode
                                    and here for ANOTHER ONE
              For a free Insider's Guide to hiring ANY comedian click there -------->

           

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"I once said that I'd rather be lucky than rich. And so far, my life is a dream come true."

                                                                           "Doing the right thing for the wrong reasons is better than doing nothing at all."
                  
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                             A short tribute to George Carlin

Original material Copyright 1992 - 2011 by Shaun Eli Breidbart. ALL rights reserved. Any retransmission, copying, public performance, recording or any other use of any of the material on this web site, in any form, is strictly prohibited. "Brain Champagne", "Intellectual Comedy for the Smarter Audience", "Clever Comedy for the Smart Audience", "Clever Comedy for Smart Minds", "Ivy League Comedy Showcase", "Ivy Stand-up", "The Smartest You'll Ever Laugh", "Fabulastical!", "Feminist Male Comedian", "The World's Only Jewish Comedian", "Expired Comedy", "Wall Street Comedian" and "Chocolate Snow Lobster" are servicemarks of Shaun Eli Breidbart.  Clean corporate stand-up comic Shaun Eli is available to perform at corporate conferences and events including fundraisers-- contact him for details. Is he the funniest comedian ever? Come to a show and judge for yourself. In the meantime enjoy great original comedy material, free performance videos, information on How to Hire a Comedian, all on this website!

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