Business School... in About an Hour

                                    The Show 

The hilarious and somewhat educational show
by corporate stand-up comedian Shaun Eli that opened at the American Embassy in Vienna is
now in previews in NYC.

Using examples and jokes from his corporate
stand-up comedy act to illustrate his points,
comedian and Wharton alumnus Shaun Eli
can help you manage your business
 
       ● More intelligently ● More efficiently ● 
● Less stressfully ● More profitably ● Joyously ●

But more importantly, you'll have a great time!

Available for private shows for/at your club, alumni association, law firm, charity, community group, company/office event, government, military or business group, temple or church,
professional organization or other group.

Everything you'd learn in two years at Wharton or Harvard Business School, in under ninety minutes and at a savings
of more than $100,000.

Educational ● Satirical ● Informative ● Hilarious

You can learn a lot about how to manage your business from a guy making jokes about kindergarten, his parents and some of the Ten Commandments.

“Thank you for debuting your new one-man stand-up comedy show ‘Business School ... in About an Hour,’ I never would have considered how principles of risk management from finance are also applicable to being a stand-up comedian.
This clever routine should be perfect for New York executives!
Keep up the great work!
The State Department greatly appreciates your generosity.”
- Lindsey Hamilton
Community Liaison Officer
American Embassy, Vienna

                   The Comedian

             Praise for Shaun Eli:
 
Reader's Digest called Shaun Eli one of America's smartest comics.

Jay Leno said Shaun Eli's writing is the type of smart comedy he likes to include in his opening monologue.

“You were the most talked-about part of our group’s trip to NYC- everyone had such a wonderfully hilarious evening. 
We all appreciated your ability to interact with a very diverse audience, military officers and diplomats intermixed with New Yorkers and visiting tourists from all over, and still keep your material fresh, clever and relevant to everyone... 
I would recommend you to any group seeking entertainment.”
- Colonel Jiyul Kim
Director of Asian Studies, U.S. Army War College

“Shaun had our attention from the start. Even our fittest divers were laughing so hard they could barely catch their breath.”
- Dr. Soliman Shenouda
President, The Scuba Sports Club

“You’re wonderful! Bless you for coming! This is the first time in three months I’ve seen my wife smile.”
- husband of a cancer patient after a show at NYC’s Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center

 
                       What Shaun Eli says:
 
I figured out a fair and effective way to save Social Security: You can retire when you look 65.

The DEA announced that New Jersey’s heroin is the strongest in the country– they said it’s 71% pure. That’s got to be a little embarrassing... when your heroin’s cleaner than your drinking water!

A new study says that men and women differ in their eating habits. Women prefer fruits, vegetables, eggs and yogurt, and men want to get the meal over with so they can have sex.

Some sad news. The founder of Wine Spectator Magazine has passed away. Or, as the magazine is reporting it, his Bordeaux is continuing to age... but he isn’t.

Scientists have succeeded in getting a mouse to catch cold, which they say could either lead to a breakthrough in curing colds or just piss off a lot of mice.


Original material Copyright 1992 - 2009 by Shaun Eli Breidbart. ALL rights reserved. Any retransmission, copying, public performance, recording or any other use of any of the material on this web site, in any form, is strictly prohibited. "Brain Champagne", "Intellectual Comedy for the Smarter Audience", "Clever Comedy for the Smart Audience", "Clever Comedy for Smart Minds", "Ivy League Comedy Showcase", "Ivy Stand-up", "The Smartest You'll Ever Laugh", "Fabulastical!", "Feminist Male Comedian", "The World's Only Jewish Comedian", "Expired Comedy", "Wall Street Comedian" and "Chocolate Snow Lobster" are servicemarks of Shaun Eli Breidbart.  And whether you call it 1 hour business school, business school in about one hour, one hour b school, 1 hour b school, 1 hour b-school, one hour business school, business school in about an hour, it's all mine!                 Contact Shaun Eli